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| Report: | Preston Cross vs Warlingham, in Div7 Surrey it doesnt get much bigger, based on the waist lines of the 8 players.
Preston Cross , languishing near relegation scented blood , as Warlingham fielded were a weakened team.
At 1st String (PX man Peak who calls himself 'Rhino' based on the duartion of his tumescence, we call him 'Rhino' based on his build and intelligence), a slam dunk for Jules- Terry was lucky to win the racquet spin.
At 3 in a catchweight competition , Big Nick (18st) prevailed 3-1 in a close fought match.
At 2 Octagenarian Eric Stevenson started poorly , but generous home tactics (8 serves out , away favouring marking) and , it has to be said some smart squash saw Eric win 3-0.
Two men barely alive even after 3 games...... Preston Cross No2 Browning has unfortunately failed the medical for the Foreign Legion.
At 4 Gardner was anihilated 3-0 by an in form Keith and could only comment 'its too hot ,I can't breathe'. Warlingham celebrated at the Bookham Tandoori and the host cried into the Cobra.
Good evening and well done Warlingham.
CB
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| Author: | Neil Carpenter |
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