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| Nom | Home Player | Nom | Away Player | Result | Games |
| 3-2 | John Smith | 4-4 | Tim Stainton | 3 | 0 | 9-5,9-5,9-3, | | 3-1 | Eric Stevenson | 4-6 | Sandra Dunn | 3 | 1 | 9-2,4-9,9-4,9-2 | | 3-3 | Paul Masters | 4-7 | Bill Sellars | 3 | 1 | 9-5,9-1,3-9,10-9 | | 3-4 | Nick Coole | 4-8 | Dillwyn Rosser | 1 | 3 | 9-3,2-9,3-9,4-9 | | | | | | | | | | | Games: | 10 | 5 | |
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| | | Bonus: | 3 | 0 | |
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| | | Result: | 13 | 5 | |
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| Report: | A surprise victory for the woeful's of Warlingham, who came across an even more woeful team. First up was Nick who in an attempt to see better left his contact lenses out this time! Eh? After set one he also left his white stick in the changing room and it has not been found since. He certainly did not see Dill's lobs & boasts coming. Eric made a welcome return from 10 months out injured and luckily, the battery on his mobility scooter managed to last 4 games. The rallies were short(as always) which did help, and Sandra was left totally bemused by his textbook and heavily coached, classic squash technique. John had what the score suggests was a comfortable victory over the Leaguemeister, but when the points were totted up had this been PAR scoring, two of the sets would gone to 28-24, and 24-20 so a very close game. Note to Surrey committee, - we don't want the scoring system to change - keep hand in to 9. Last up was the Octopus, who has never ending tentacles and digs balls out from anywhere and everywhere, but got lucky when Bill served out of court having game ball in the 4th and luckily he didn't need to retrieve the ball Bill stuck in the roof on match point . The main talking point was Sandra complaining in the bar later that Tim was giving her some strange and funny looks. We assured her however, that this was all in keeping with Tim's character, as he also has a somewhat strange and funny squash game. To be safe though, she did go home with Dillwyn! What we were all complaining about, was, how can a lassie look that trim, when she drinks Guinness. It has the complete opposite effect on us. No sign of equality here then. Where's Harriet Harman when you need her? |
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| Author: | The Portly Pict |
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