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Nom | Home Player | Nom | Away Player | Result | Games |
3-1 | Eric Stevenson | 3-2 | Mike Redferne | 1 | 3 | 8-10,2-9,9-4,5-9 | 3-3 | Paul Masters | 3-7 | Richard Harding | 3 | 2 | 9-6,6-9,5-9,9-7,9-3 | 3-4 | Nick Coole | 3-8 | Francis Gower-Smith | 0 | 3 | 4-9,5-9,5-9 | 4-12 | James Stevenson | 4-8 | Peter Vines | 2 | 3 | 9-1,7-9,0-9,10-9,5-9 | | | | | | | | | | | Games: | 6 | 11 | |
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| | | Bonus: | 0 | 3 | |
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| | | Result: | 6 | 14 | |
Report: | Another defeat for the woefuls of Warlingham, however not such a one sided affair as the scores would suggest. First up was the fat old deaf git with the two gammy legs and no ears, against his younger, but heavily wired up opponent who preceded to bring back memories of old with his many mis-hit winners. Only once in the whole match did Mike hit a clean shot and that was when he had his eyes closed. Meanwhile on court two Octopus man extended his many arms and legs to lob Richard out of a close fought match, coming back from 2-1 down. The best match was undoubtedly the headless chickens playing at 4. If either of these players had a brain they would be dangerous. Even without one, the balcony gasped and turned away wincing at injury just narrowly avoided by the ball nearly getting lost up some very dark place. It was a result that they both came off the court in one piece, with Peter coming out a worthy winner. Back on court 2 our resident white stick man finally found some eyes that work, but it was all to no avail, as Francis, belied his usual form by playing some rather fine controlled squash complete with deft touches. Does he have a twin brother as a ringer, we wonder, as the last time he was on this court he left with only 1 point narrowly avoiding the exclusive membership of the Barry Fowler club. All in all a good evening with some fine(maybe not - we shall say entertaining)squash. |
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Author: | The Portly Pict |
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