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| Report: | Dorking‘s Finest vs. Christophers’ 3rd’s November 24th 2010 Author: Kinevel
Some say with discipline comes freedom.......... and time to ski. Our Porsche 911 turbo driving ozzie, interprets this as.....and time to pop to the convict colony to watch the aussies give the mother country a right kicking in the Ashes.
After last match’s mauling dished out at the hands the Buddhist’s Amida club, it remained to be seen whether this would dent the determination of the Sussex posse to kick Dorking back to division two. Stato early in the evening had some thoughts.
On at number 3 tier, Dorking’s secret weapon was deployed in the form of Super Si. His opponent (Shil Patel) is an awesome squash player, and has served defeat after defeat to Dorking in the past. In the first game against Shil Foxy demonstrated immaculate control crunching him with intense pressure, deafly drops, and wicked back hand cross volley drops....We’ve all been there! However, the second game belonged to Shil, confirming he’s no mug dispatching executioner style back hand cross court Ditmar drops, leaving the vet with hands on hips. At one game apiece, after a quiet word, the pyjama wearing Loxy showed patient play driving superb length with unbelievable prince power. This busted Shil’s oxygen balance, spiralling him down mentally into errors. Super Si proceeded to chop him up like a carrot, and slotted an incredible win. Simon conceded one point in the last two games and took a fantastic 3-1 victory (9-5, 6-9, 9-1, 9-0). Fan(bloody)tastic...Simply amazing display!!!!’#’\£$%& How the.... does he do it?
Meanwhile, on the adjacent court at number 5 was birthday boy savage complete with a knee bandana. I wasn’t sure if it was too hide evidence of Annie’s finger bruises from heckling suppression measures, as there was no “...your rubbish and entertain me” commentary last Friday. Shame really as we need new material!! The fransker’s opponent (David Champion) was a left hander sydneyite (Yes....another bloody foreigner). Frankie, a little rusty quickly went down 2-0. Clawing 7 points in the 3rd game, I noticed some rather heavy breathing. This was followed by obvious signs of a metabolic end point, as Frankie’s striated muscle actin/myosin couplings gave up the ghost and Frankie succumbed a 3-0 defeat, (9-5, 9-2, 9-7) 2 points from a dirty pint. A definite contender, if he decides to stay in the 1sts.
Next on court was our Sussex teenage sensation Stuart against what Ket. Whatever was lacking in muscle mass was replaced by evil timing and brutish power from both pups. The young lads demonstrated physiological advantages of youthful myocardium. Both played periods of flawless rallying, then from Stuart moments of “une spectacle merveilleuse” backhand rolling drops. Irretrievable and unplayable. Simply stunning stuff!! Serving for the match at 8-7 in the 4th, the ball busted as a result of sheer punishment. Ket Patel came back in a searing heat to take that game. Stuart demonstrated mental maturity since his inception at the DLTSC. Chairman Bob...it is quite safe to come back now. With true grit winning the 5th 10-8 on a stroke, Stuart took Dorking 2-1 up on the night. Captain scarlet would have been impressed of the purple hue the collapsed Stu donned at the finish.
Needing one more victory, on strutted the immaculately dressed Hitman. With machine like force, Ben crushed his opponent (Stuart Junor) in the first two games 9-2, 9-1. Strutting round the court, Ben was playing a solid game. But his friend was not going to be squashed that easily and clawed his way back to take the 3rd game. Ben was unbuttoned.....the lights switched off and the hitman only recorded one point in the 3rd. Robocop had become Flash Gordon. It was more Ginseng than Jensen. With the match in a delicate balance, at 8-8 in the 4th........Nora-adrenaline butterflies were appearing on the bursting audience peering from the balcony above.
At 2-1 up on the night, a victory a number 2 string was a necessity to take the match. On glided the current dirty pint holder, bunker busted Fortress Mann against Mike Bowie. The master blaster Aussie proceeded to take the first game 9-1.. Dave mixed up at times quite exceptionally effective play up with quite a bit of talking and like the mighty talkalot Simon Hughes, if he is talking, he is usually wining and Dave is no different. Skippy blew his very tidy opponent away with a 3-0 victory. Dave is a deceptively awesomely efficient player. He is a pleasure to watch.
With Ben’s lights switching back on again, he took the fourth game 10-9 and gave Dorking a credible score line of 4-1 on the night.
Christopher’s 3rd were good company and feasted on a herby lamb cobbler. Ben reconfirming that he is the fasted gun in the west demolishing Vinnie’s reputation as the quickest gobbler in town. At that eating pace, they both get a bit sweaty though!! Nice!
Last match of the half is versus the top team. It changes week to week. Thanks to our supporters who came along.
Kubo
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